Interview for the job
I walked in and sat down. The two gormlessly looked at me. “You think your bin man material?”
“he doesn’t have the look,” one said
“I agree, you don’t have the look of someone that should be routing through my trash.” The other agreed.
“Too good looking, the resident might think they have a stalker.”
“They might get happy,” the other added.
“See you have to be this ugly.” he pointed to his partner.
“You have to look like someone that isn’t invading the people’s privacy.”